Beauty Secrets

Why is it that women feel the need to smear paste on their faces in the name of beauty?

My daughter and wife decide tonight to put on a mask, proceeding to scare the bejeebers out of me with their ghost white faces. I can't imagine men putting themselves through this. "Hey Bob, pass me that stinkbait, oil and Simply Green mask. My pores are clogged." Never happen. Just another example of the whole Mars and Venus argument.

Women are odd.